56 stars - do you still care?
Well, according to CNN, our friend Kimberly came out and announced that she really did want 56 stars on her face... and made up the story about "falling asleep" once Daddy took a look and got cranky.
Hopefully all of you can now return to sleeping soundly through the night, focusing on your loved ones and practicing proper oral hygiene.
As for Conan's tattoo... I don't expect a redaction from a late night talk show host, but after the Palin/Letterman debacle, I suppose anything is possible.