That is one 'Crazy Cracker'
In further proof that racist tattoos are an inevitably bad choice, Sean 'Crazy Cracker' Roberts has been apprehended after a home invasion. The self-admitted mental matzoh, the wacky wafer, had both the outline of Florida tattooed under his eye and the words "Crazy Cracker" tattooed on his head.
It is these rare moments where I bow to the higher, spiritual forces and admit that I am not good enough to make more fun of this man than the fates have already conspired to do for me.
Instead, I open it up to you, dear readers. Whoever comes up with funniest one-liner about this gentleman wins some Needles and Sins tzotchkes that I am currently e-mailing Marisa about and asking her to make available.
[It's a recession. I only have stickers. -- MK]