Results tagged “A Vist From St. Marisa”

Dec201325
11:15 AM
tattoo tee.jpgTwas the night before Christmas
And at my parents' house
Hidden in gift bag, a special kind of blouse.

As a "stocking stuffer" present,
Chosen online with care,
Was a fitted ladies t-shirt
With tattoos one could wear.

When gifts were exchanged,
My sister shouted with glee:
"Finally a chance to be Kat Von D!"

"Not another tattooed child!"
Mom & dad cried out in fright,
I had to reassure them
That she'll be "back to normal" that night.

No longer tattoo-less
She pranced before the tree,
A successful gift, I thought
This cheezy tattoo tee.

And so to spread the joy,
I took some extra time,
To share the shopping link
In this horrid holiday rhyme...

So yeah, I bought the tattooed t-shirt on Amazon.
Merry Christmas, y'all.     
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