While I know a few guys who remind me of "Ryan Quinn," the tattooer in the video -- ya know, artists just looking for a new canvas -- thankfully the report is a fun parody by Center City Comedy, written by Kevin Ryan and directed/edited by Conor Kelley. The way some shops market themselves these days, though, the jokes aren't too far off from the truth. And you can't deny that "a sick tribal chestpiece on an infant .. just pops."
Earlier, I posted on how Scott Versago of Empire Ink transformed the "world's worst portrait tattoo" into a proper tribute. But I can't help but think he was inspired by Misha's House of Reawakening Tattoo Salon, and the video shown above.